วาเลนไทน์ใกล้เข้ามา แต่ผมเองก็ยังโสดอยู่เช่นเดิม
คำพวกนี้ได้มานานจนลืมว่าได้รับมาจากไหนแล้วสิ
ขอโทษผู้รวบรวมตัวจริงด้วยครับที่ไม่สามารถนำชื่อท่านมาใส่ไว้ให้ได้
ขอให้ผู้รวบรวมประสบแต่ความสุขความเจริญนะครับ 
แบ่งตามหมวดอักษรชื่อภาษา ด้านหลังเป็นคำอ่านครับ (ลองพยายามออกเสียงดูละกัน)
A
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou
Albanian - te dua
Albanian - te dashuroj
Alentejano (Portugal) - Gosto De Ti, Porra!
Alsacien - Ich hoan dich gear
Amharic - Afekrishalehou
Arabic - Ana Behibak (to a male)
Arabic - Ana Behibek (to a female)
Arabic - Ib'n hebbak.
Arabic - Ana Ba-heb-bak Arabic - nhebuk Arabic - Ohiboke (male to female)
Arabic - Ohiboka (female to male)
Arabic - Ohibokoma (male or female to two males or two females)
Arabic - Nohiboke (more than one male or female to female)
Arabic - Nohiboka (male to male or female to male)
Arabic - Nohibokoma (m. to m. or f. to two males or two females)
Arabic - Nohibokom (m. to m. or f. to more than two males)
Arabic - Nohibokon (m. to m. or f. to more than two females)
Arabic (not standard) - Bahibak (female to male)
Arabic (not standard) - Bahibik (male to female)
Arabic (not standard) - Benhibak (more than one male or female to male)
Arabic (not standard) - Benhibik (male to male or female to female)
Arabic (not standard) - Benhibkom (m. to m. or female to more than one male
Armenian - Yes kez sirum em
Assamese - Moi tomak bhal pau
B
Basc - Nere Maitea
Batak - Holong rohangku di ho
Bavarian - I mog di narrisch gern
Bavarian - I hob di liab
Bavarian - I liab di
Bengali - Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi.
Berber - Lakh tirikh
Bicol - Namumutan ta ka
Bolivian Quechua - qanta munani
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Burmese - chit pa de
C
Cambodian - Bon sro lanh oon
Cambodian - kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah
Cantonese - Moi oiy neya
Cantonese - Ngo oi ney
Catalan - T'estim (mallorcan)
Catalan - T'estim molt (literally, "I love you a lot")
Catalan - T'estime (valencian)
Catalan - T'estimo (catalonian)
Cebuano - Gihigugma ko ikaw.
Chickasaw - chiholloli (first "i" nasalized)
Corsican - Ti tengu cara (to female) Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Croatian - LJUBim te
Czech - miluji te
Czech - miluju te! (colloquial form)
D
Danish - Jeg elsker dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Dutch - Ik ben verliefd op je
E
Ecuador Quechua - canda munani
English - I love you
English - I adore you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Mina armastan sind
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
F
Farsi - Tora dust midaram
Farsi - Asheghetam
Farsi (Persian) - doostat dAram
Filipino - Mahal ka ta
Filipino Iniibig Kita
Finnish - Mina" rakastan sinua
Flemish - Ik zie oe geerne
French - Je t'aime
French - Je t'adore
French - Je vous aime
French - Je vous adore
Friesian - Ik hald fan dei
G
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
German - Ich liebe Dich
Greek - s'ayapo (pronounced s'agapo)
Greek (old) - (Ego) philo su (ego is implied, but may be used for emphasis)
Greenlandic - Asavakit
Gujrati - Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon.
H
Hausa - Ina sonki
Hawaiian - Aloha I'a Au Oe
Hebrew - Ani ohev otach (male to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otcha (male to male)
Hebrew - Ani ohevet otach (female to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohevet otcha (female to male)
Hindi - Mai tumase pyar karata hun (male to female)
Hindi - Mai tumase pyar karati hun (female to male)
Hindi - Main Tumse Prem Karta Hoon
Hindi - Mai Tumhe Pyar Karta Hoon
Hindi - Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon
Hindi - Mai Tumse Peyar Karta Hnu
Hindi - Mai tumse pyar karta hoo
Hokkien - Wa ai lu
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlekv
Hungarian - Szeretlek te'ged
I
Icelandic - Eg elska thig
Indi - Mai Tujhe Pyaar Kartha Ho
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Indonesian - Saya cinta kamu
Indonesian - Saya kasih saudari
Indonesian - Aku tjinta padamu (less common form)
Indonesian - Aku cinta padamu (less common form)
Indonesian - Aku cinta kamu (less common form)
Iranian - Mahn doostaht doh-rahm
Irish - taim i' ngra leat
Italian - ti amo (if it's a relationship/lover/spouse)
Italian - ti voglio bene (if it's a friend, or relative)
J
Japanese - Kimi o ai shiteru
Japanese - Aishiteru
Japanese - Chuu shiteyo
Japanese - Ora omee no koto ga suki da
Japanese - Ore wa omae ga suki da
Japanese - Suitonnen
Japanese - Sukiyanen
Japanese - Sukiyo
Japanese - Watashi Wa Anata Ga Suki Desu
Japanese - Watashi Wa Anata Wo Aishite Imasu
Japanese - Watakushi-wa anata-wo ai shimasu
Japanese - Suki desu (used at 1st time, at the beginning of a relationship)
Javanese - Kulo tresno
K
Kannada - Naanu Ninnanu Preethisuthene
Kannada - Naanu Ninnanu Mohisuthene
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Korean - No-rul sarang hae (man to woman in casual relation)
Korean - Tangsinul sarang ha yo
Korean - Tangshin-ul sarang hae-yo
Korean - Tangsinul Sarang Ha Yo
Korean - Tangshin-i cho-a-yo (i like you, in a romantic way)
Korean - Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Korean - Nanun Dangsineul Mucheog Joahapnida
Korean - Nanun Dangsineul Saranghapnida
Korean - Nanun Gdaega Joa
Korean - Nanun Gdaereul Saranghapnida
Korean - Nanun Neoreul Saranghanda
Korean - Gdaereul Hjanghan Naemaeum Alji
Korean - Joahaeyo
Korean - Saranghae
Korean - Saranghaeyo
Korean - Saranghapanida
Kurdish - Ez te hezdikhem
L
Lao - Koi muk jao
Lao - Khoi huk chau
Latin - Te amo
Latin - Vos amo
Latin (old) - (Ego) amo te (ego is implied, but may be used for emphasis)
Latvian - Es milu tevi (Pronounced "Ess tevy meeloo")
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lingala - Nalingi yo
Lisbon lingo - gramo-te bue', chavalinha
Lithuanian - TAVE MYLIU (ta-ve mee-lyu)
Lojban - mi do prami
Luo - Aheri
M
Macedonian - SAKAM TE!
Madrid lingo - Me molas, tronca
Malay - Saya cintakan mu
Malay - Saya sayangkan mu
Malay/Indonesian - Saya sayangkan engkau
Malay/Indonesian - Saya cintakan awak
Malayalam - Njyaan Ninne' Preetikyunnu
Malayalam - Njyaan Ninne' Mohikyunnu.
Malayalam - Ngan Ninne Snaehikkunnu
Malaysian - Saya Cintamu
Malaysian - Saya Sayangmu
Malaysian - Saya Cinta Kamu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Mandarin - Wo ai ni (Wo3 ai4 ni3 in tonal notation)
Marathi - me tujhashi prem karto (male to female)
Marathi - me tujhashi prem karte (female to male)
Marathi - Mi tuzya var prem karato
Mohawk - Konoronhkwa
N
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
Norwegian - Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)
Norwegian - Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) (pronouncedyai elske dai)
O
Op - Op Lopveop Yopuop
Osetian - Aez dae warzyn
P
Pakistani - Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Persian - Tora dost daram
Pig Latin - Ie Ovele Ouye
Polish - Kocham Cie
Polish - Ja cie kocham (Yacha kocham)
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Amo-te
Portuguese (Brazilian, Azores) - Eu te amo
Punjabi - Mai taunu pyar karda
Punjabi - Main Tainu Pyar Karna
Q
Quebecois (french) - Sh'teme (phonetically)
Quenya - Tye-mela'ne
R
Romanian - Te iu besc
Romanian - Te Ador
Russian - Ya vas liubliu
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Russian - Ya polubeel s'tebya
Russian (malincaya) - Ya Tibieh Lublue
S
Scot Gaelic - Tha gradh agam ort
Serbian - ljubim te (I kiss you/love you, 'lj' pronounced like 'll' in Spanish,
one sound, 'ly'ish)
Serbocroatian - Volim te
Serbocroatian - Ljubim te
Shona - Ndinokuda
Sinhalese - Mama oyata adarei
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - lubim ta
Slovene - ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero
Spanish - Te amo
Srilankan - Mama Oyata Arderyi
Swahili - Naku penda (followed by the person's name)
Swedish - Jag a"lskar dig
Swiss-German - Ch'ha di ga"rn
Syrian/Lebanese - BHEBBEK (to a female)
Syrian/Lebanese - BHEBBAK (to a male)
T
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Ni yaanai kaadli karen (You love me) Tamil - n^An unnaik kAthalikkinREn
(I love you)
Tamil - Naan Unnai Kadalikiren
Tcheque - MILUJI TE^
Telugu - Neenu ninnu pra'mistu'nnanu Telugu/india Nenu Ninnu Premistunnanu
Thai - Phom Rak Khun (formal, male to female)
Thai - Ch'an Rak Khun (formal, female to male)
Thai - Khao Raak Thoe (affectionate, sweet, loving)
Thai - Phom Rak Khun
Tunisian - Ha eh bak
Turkish - Seni seviyorum
Turkish - Seni Seviyurum
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
U
Ukrainian - ja tebe koKHAju (real true love) Ukrainian - ja vas koKHAju
Ukrainian - ja pokoKHAv tebe
Ukrainian - ja pokoKHAv vas
Urdu - Mujhe tumse mohabbat hai
Urdu - Main Tumse Muhabbat Karta Hoon
V
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (woman to man) Vietnamese - Toi yeu em
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (man to woman)
Vlaams - Ik hue van ye
W
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di.
Welsh - Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi)
Y
Yiddish - Ich libe dich
Yiddish - Ich han dich lib
Yiddish - Ikh Hob Dikh Lib
Yugoslavian - Ya te volim
Z
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zulu - Mena Tanda Wena
Zulu - Ngiyakuthanda!
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema
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